Episode Title: These Boots Were Made For Stalking
Original Air Date: April 25, 2017
Episode Number: 7×12
Emily butts heads with teenager Addison, who appears to be a new version of high school Ali, and who may be connected to a familiar foe. Spencer confronts her mother about keeping family secrets. Aria confides in Holden about her relationship with Ezra, while Spencer turns to Detective Furey for help. And Jenna stirs up even more trouble when she returns to Rosewood with some insight into Noel Kahn and recent events.
Oh, show. You always bring the crazy no matter what. Jenna traipsing all around town is just so ridiculous to me. I know she’s blind and probably knows the town like the back of her hand, but she moves and acts like she’s not blind. How the hell did she know that Spencer was there? Has she studied every girl’s respiratory breathing (TM Troian Bellisario) even standing about five feet away from them? What other kind of superpowers does Jenna have? I really want to know. Oh wait, she also smelled Hanna when Caleb came upon her so add that to her list of superpowers.
Who is Addison? Was she introduced in earlier episodes? Doesn’t really matter because I already hate her. Bullies are the fucking worst and she is right up there on the top of the list. Thinking she can get away with blackmailing a teacher because she has evidence that could put their job and reputation in jeopardy. Nope, Hanna is right. The girls are still in high school even when they’re no longer IN high school.
Spencer needs to stop treating Veronica like dirt. This woman is her mother and it doesn’t matter that she didn’t give birth to Spencer. She raised her like her own daughter and that’s all that should count. The person that Spencer should be mad at is her father who is hiding like the coward that he is because he doesn’t want to face Spencer’s wrath. (That or the show can’t afford to have the actor and Lesley Fera in the same episode or the actor was unavailable.)
Aria, Aria, Aria. Why doesn’t she just talk to Ezra and voice her concerns about their relationship and where they stand instead of pouring her heart out to Holden? She’s probably just making a mountain out of a mole hill. But then again, if this breaks them up for good, I’m all for it. Never been a fan of these two.
Jenna wearing a dress that is the same design as Hanna’s…who the fuck gave it to her? Loved Mona being all indignant on Hanna’s behalf and ready to strip the dress off Jenna’s back. Hanna/Mona OTP 4EVA.
What the hell kind of cobbler repair store was that? More like cobbler murder store. These girls really need to be more careful going into places that have gates/cages because I saw that door closing and locking Hanna inside coming from a mile away. Don’t even ask me why she didn’t pull out her phone to call Caleb instead of cowering in the corner like a scared cat. This should just be normal for them now. Locked in a cage again? Must be Tuesday.
Exhibit A why Mona is the best:
“She kept on droning on about gloves, but I talked her out of that one. I’m like ‘Katie, you start covering up your arms people are gonna think that you’re a stripper or a junkie or both. Just hit refresh on that spray tan, hon.'”
Exhibit B why Mona is the best:
“Why are you eating insecurity for breakfast?”
Exhibit C why Mona is the best:
“No masterpiece is ever complete. If someone hadn’t pulled Mona Lisa off Da Vinci’s easel he would have given her a perm.”
All of her lines were golden. I want Hanna to tell her about the game because you just know Mona’s going to be a big help in figuring out this ridiculousness and who’s really behind it.